Rebel Angels Fans Mugs

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

Shoe repair

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'No hitchhikers!'

ASBOs

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

Water Balloons.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

"Try twenty-three left."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'We're from Manhattan."