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"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The Gladiator.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

The Death of Marat

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Intermediate Slouching.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

ASBOs

'Someone will have to row.'

Updated Classics.

"I have to go wee-wee."

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"And what if I refuse?"

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

'Nice Declaration of Independence, Tom, but some of this stuff about the King might be construed as hate speech.'

'Would sir be interested in purchasing this limited edition DVD of all todays action?'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Amy Winehouse

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

"No taxation period!"

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

I am the Resistance

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."