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Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

At the rock concert...

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Banksy

Mick Jagger at 95.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Intermediate Slouching.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Morrissey

Hard Rock Cafe.

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Updated Classics.

Elvis Costello

"And what if I refuse?"

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"I'm all shook up."

"It's bad enough you left your phone on during the church service, but did "Highway to Hell" have to be your ringtone?"

Wilko Johnson

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

John Lennon

"Play dead!"

This Day on January 6