Rocky Fan T-Shirts

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Johnny Winter.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Original punks go to reunion

'I'm with the band.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Freeberg

Mick Jagger at 95.

Rolling Stones

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Who said money was not a motivator?

"No, I said I love U2."

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'