Rebellious Rock Fan Pillows

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

At the rock concert...

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Intermediate Slouching.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Banksy

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Updated Classics.

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"It's bad enough you left your phone on during the church service, but did "Highway to Hell" have to be your ringtone?"

"And what if I refuse?"

"I'm all shook up."

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !