Rock Fanatic Pillows

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk, here, is a stalactite nut."

Wilko Johnson

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Eric Clapton.

Punk Reindeer

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Steve Howe.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Robbie Williams

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Listening to Coldplay.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Ray Davies

Nick Cave

Volcaniax

Johnny Winter.