Rock Fanatic Pillows

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk, here, is a stalactite nut."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Punk Reindeer

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Check out this new store."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Johnny Winter.

Volcaniax

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.