Rock Show Fanatic Pillows

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Astral Projection

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Steve Howe.

Volcaniax

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Robbie Williams

Ray Davies

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Ozzy Osbourne

Music for car stereos

Not-so-easy listening...

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Gangsta wrap.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Angus McKinnon Young

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Imagine Dragons

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Pete Townshend

'I'm with the band.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Robert Burns

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A 60's pop group

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.