Rearview Mirror Decorator Pillows

'This question is for the girls. How many trinkets, necklaces, doodads, etc., can a rearview mirror hold before it breaks off?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Stuffing the turkey.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas tree exchange

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Safe Christmas.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

A new meaning in the Roman

"Trick or treat?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm worried about burnout."

Decorating the Christmas Tree

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree