Rearview Mirror Decorator T-Shirts

'This question is for the girls. How many trinkets, necklaces, doodads, etc., can a rearview mirror hold before it breaks off?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

"I miss the old cubicles."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

Safe Christmas.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Trick or treat?"

A new meaning in the Roman

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Christmas Dwarves

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"I'm worried about burnout."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree