Realty Buff Pillows

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

The End is Nigh

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

The new president to the rescue.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

US economy outperforms Europe.