Realty Buff Prints

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Standard And P****d.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

The End is Nigh

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

The new president to the rescue.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'