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"He's his own worst enemy."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I am a control freak."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Sky, sir?"

"Trust no one."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'