Realm Rulers Mugs

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"I am a control freak."

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"Trust no one."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"Sky, sir?"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."