Reality Versus Imagination T-Shirts

"But he's stranger than you. Does that mean you and I should get married?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Artist

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Do me next."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The Map of the human brain

Swinging on a star.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Bright idea

Raincloud Umbrella

A boy acting suspiciously

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Baby pram as a tank

Children's Feast.

Here be dragons.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.