Reality Versus Imagination Pillows

"But he's stranger than you. Does that mean you and I should get married?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Artist

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Swinging on a star.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Bookworm Sleepover

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Baby pram as a tank

Here be dragons.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Raincloud Umbrella

A boy acting suspiciously

Bright idea

Children's Feast.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Alien Snowmen

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.