Reality Tv Ranters Gifts

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Simon Cowell

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'Let's face it, if there was any talent about, we wouldn't be watching this rubbish!'

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

I wonder what it says about our society that we consider reality shows escapist entertainment.

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

Then: 'He wrote the great American novel!' Now: 'He was on 'The Survivor' show!'

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.