Reality Tv Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

American Idle.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"True crime meets reality TV"

Scarpia's Palace

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'