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'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Falstaff

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller