Reality Questioning Gifts

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"We don't talk anymore."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"And you need to know this why?"

Complexity Made Simple.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

University of Hard Knocks

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

John Humphreys

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"