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The Thought Process.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Truth

Complexity Made Simple.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Don't give up the day job...'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'