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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'