Reality Check Champion Pillows

Real World

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'