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Social media family vs regular family

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Rumours Online

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"My orgasm was fake."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'