Reality Gifts

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Tired Barbie

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

A couple decides what to watch.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Am I through to the next round?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

New from Low-Key Press.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...