Realistic Thinkers T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that embodies the pragmatic spirit of realistic thinkers—stylish, comfortable, and genuinely reflective of their clear-sighted approach to life.

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'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.' mockup

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

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'My dad says job security and company loyalty are an urban myth.'

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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Reasonableman

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are. mockup

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

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Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.' mockup

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

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"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait." mockup

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

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"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!" mockup

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

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