Realistic Thinkers Prints

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'My dad says job security and company loyalty are an urban myth.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Reasonableman

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

August Comte

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

The Dungeon

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."