Realistic Goals Mugs

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Reach for the Star.

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

What else is there to wish for?

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Win - win

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Business Target

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."