Setting Goals Mugs

If it makes you fell any better, I had to make seven New Year's resolutions, and I'm sure I'll break every last one. Ice cream.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Reach for the Star.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Win - win

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Business Target

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."