Goal Planner Mugs

New year resolutions.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Reach for the Star.

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

What else is there to wish for?

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

The Salesman

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"