Goal Planner Pillows

New year resolutions.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Reach for the Star.

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Go! Means NOW!

"Three more years of high school."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Bullseye!

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'