Realistic Goals Pillows

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Win - win

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Business Target

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"