Real Estate Wanderluster Gifts

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"All I see is more trees."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

You are Here

"She's all yours."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'How about a cold one?'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Directions

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

"Oops."

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Easter Island.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"We really intended to visit Bloomington, but Clark refused to ask directions."

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

New York Cab

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."