Real Estate Wanderluster Pillows

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"All I see is more trees."

You are Here

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"She's all yours."

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'How about a cold one?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Directions

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

"Oops."

Easter Island.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"We really intended to visit Bloomington, but Clark refused to ask directions."

New York Cab

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"