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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Department of Pure Speculation.

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Wall Street Down

"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."

Stock Market Adventure

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Finance Director killed by falling profits

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'What I want you to do is spot any mistakes before I make them.'

Man hugging bag of money, falling down a hole.

The tumbling dice...

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

'On days when the stock market suffers sharp losses... it's best not to mention in recovery.'

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

'I see your investments going up but it's not clear which ones or when.'

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'