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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Here's another sign the housing market still hasn't fully recovered.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"See - when interest rates go down, stocks go up. And when rates go up, stocks go down. Except when they don't."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?