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Backlog of industrial real estate.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Mouse real estate!

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Repossessions

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'