Real Estate Jargon Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for the real estate jargon aficionado? Discover our playful collection of items that celebrate a love of property language. Perfect for those who enjoy clever humor and clever wordplay, these products add a fun touch to any real estate enthusiast's space. Whether they're a seasoned realtor or a real estate lover, find something that resonates with their passion for property jargon and makes them smile.

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift. mockup

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.' mockup

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood." mockup

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

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'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.' mockup

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire." mockup

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?' mockup

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd." mockup

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..." mockup

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

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"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..." mockup

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?" mockup

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king." mockup

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

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A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.". mockup

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

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Emigrating to France.

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Mouse real estate!

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'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.' mockup

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

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"I couldn't keep up the payments." mockup

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor mockup

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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America's funniest investment scams mockup

America's funniest investment scams

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Real Estate Jargon Aficionado Gifts Collection

Real Estate Jargon Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring real estate humor and jargon, perfect for anyone who loves clever property puns and witty quotes.

Real Estate Jargon Aficionado Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows with real estate phrases—great for brightening up any home or office space.

Real Estate Jargon Aficionado Prints

Discover prints that celebrate real estate language and wit, perfect for adding personality to any decor and for the passionate property enthusiast.

Real Estate Jargon Aficionado T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts adorned with real estate jargon humor—ideal for casual wear that showcases their property passion.