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"Hi, come on in to our impressively well-constructed, picture-book colonial home, ideally located on a quiet tree-lined street among the area's finest residences."

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

"Location, location, location."

Heaven- A Gated Community

"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."

'Ready?!'

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

For Sale

"Can we close before the next Fed meeting?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

"Actually he goes with the house...he's been loafing there for ten years and according to the law of easement by prescription..."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

For Sale.

"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."

"Just browsing."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'That's standard with new homes built on flood plains'.

Little Investment on the Praire

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

'Since the kids left home, Harold and I are thinking of looking for a smaller place.'

"Folks, we're in a hot market ...so you might want to make an offer before the fire trucks get here."