Real Estate Enthusiast Prints

"Hi, come on in to our impressively well-constructed, picture-book colonial home, ideally located on a quiet tree-lined street among the area's finest residences."

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

"Location, location, location."

Heaven- A Gated Community

'Ready?!'

"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"Shhhh. 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, attached garage, good schools...dead ahead."

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Can we close before the next Fed meeting?"

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

"Actually he goes with the house...he's been loafing there for ten years and according to the law of easement by prescription..."

For Sale

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'That's standard with new homes built on flood plains'.

For Sale.

"Just browsing."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Since the kids left home, Harold and I are thinking of looking for a smaller place.'

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

Little Investment on the Praire