Reading With A Twist Pillows

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

The Da Vinci Cod

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Tree Funeral

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk