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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

The Da Vinci Cod

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Tree Funeral

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"