Reading Satirical Content Gifts

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Trump

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The trap

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

D. H. Lawrence

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Declutter Your Life

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

The Race.

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

"I suppose I could fake it."