Reading Office Cartoons Pillows

'Benson, I want this piece of popcorn to be in our LA office by morning...for no reason at all!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"Someone to see you!"

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

In and Out Trays

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

The New A*****e

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

The Trickledown Effect

Acme Graph Company.

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.