Reading Office Cartoons Pillows

'Benson, I want this piece of popcorn to be in our LA office by morning...for no reason at all!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Cog-In-The-Wheel

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

"Someone to see you!"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

The New A*****e

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'