Reading Financial Comics Pillows

Decimalised Parrots

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

If the Fed can loosen it's money supply, why can't you?

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

"Well, Baldo...I'm not gonna waste your time. Times are tough and sales are down. If my store is gonna survive, I have to right-size payroll expenses."

'I'm Robin Hood. I take from the rich and I give to the poor, the I.R.S. and my two ex-wives.'

'I'm mostly interested in 'small company' stocks.'

"I'm here to wind up the company."

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."

'No one trades more pork belly futures than Cogswell.'