Reading Financial Comics Pillows

Decimalised Parrots

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

If the Fed can loosen it's money supply, why can't you?

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

"Well, Baldo...I'm not gonna waste your time. Times are tough and sales are down. If my store is gonna survive, I have to right-size payroll expenses."

'I'm Robin Hood. I take from the rich and I give to the poor, the I.R.S. and my two ex-wives.'

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

'I'm mostly interested in 'small company' stocks.'

"I'm here to wind up the company."

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."