Financial Comics Fan Pillows

Cashpoint machine - statement of account.

'Now that I have your attention...'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Greek Crisis

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Golden bubbles

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Credit card campaign ad

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

'But hey, it's only money.'