Financial Comic Fan Pillows

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

'No one trades more pork belly futures than Cogswell.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Jumping Wall Street.

Greek Crisis

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

Credit card campaign ad

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'