Reading Fiction T-Shirts

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Unreliable Narrator

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Warrior Woman

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

He looks so natural lying there...

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Addicted to reading

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'