Reading Fiction Prints

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Unreliable Narrator

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

He looks so natural lying there...

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Say hello to my little friend."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Warrior Woman

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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