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"This contract needs rewriting, some of it could understood by almost ANYONE!"

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'A is for Arse.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Examination.

James Joyce.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

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"I dropped my goblet!"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Hamlet.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'