Reading Catoons Gifts

Television Readers.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Monster Self-Help

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"Someone to see you!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."